The ancients probably knew about this sky porn. No doubt while guarding their sheep... 'nuff said!
And then modern man (read: christianity) prudently covered it up.
But now- Now, I finally buy a telescope and THIS NASTY TRUTH is revealed to me:
OK. As soon as the weather warms up, and there isn't a foot of snow on the ground, my dob and I are gonna go out and look for this.. um, sword. Yes, sword! That's it!
Do parents know about this?
Late-night addendum: here is Stellarium's view of the above cartoon:
ORION'S BELT Warning! May contain adult content!
I can almost hear Orion now... "Hey. Artemis! Wanna see my (heh heh) Great Nebula?"
Presumably that's when she nailed him with the scorpion.
And then modern man (read: christianity) prudently covered it up.
But now- Now, I finally buy a telescope and THIS NASTY TRUTH is revealed to me:
OK. As soon as the weather warms up, and there isn't a foot of snow on the ground, my dob and I are gonna go out and look for this.. um, sword. Yes, sword! That's it!
Do parents know about this?
Late-night addendum: here is Stellarium's view of the above cartoon:
ORION'S BELT Warning! May contain adult content!
I can almost hear Orion now... "Hey. Artemis! Wanna see my (heh heh) Great Nebula?"
Presumably that's when she nailed him with the scorpion.
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